so Kimbo Fail was supposed to fight old man Ken Shamrock tonight....but due to an injury to the old man (most likely involving a walker or some sort of hoverround collision) a fill in fighter had to be provided....so this dude finds out at the last minute hes going to have to fight the most hyped MMA fighter in history and promplty goes into the ring and mollywhops him....14 seconds....14 seconds!....it takes me longer to squeeze one out....I can't even heat up a pop tart in 14 seconds....14 seconds good god....when I got my first piece of ass I lasted longer than 14 seconds....just embarrassing...hopefully now this guy will stop getting all this hype......hes a goldamn fraud with no real skills
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