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people have been having fun with this photo...I always have my doubts when I see shit like that...turns out I was right

Apparently I'm a crazy sleeper...

apparently I...

-talk in my sleep
-shake
-fart
-hump
-moan

...I don't claim any of this and I'm sleep so it doesn't really matter...apparently I just like to sleep next to women that don't sleep and observe me...silly silly girls...*looks side to side and clicks publish button*

Crack kills people....crack kills

Stolen from Just Blaze

This dude is spittin that real shit...that shit that others are too afraid to say...or maybe just too sane to say...real spit as interesting as it is seeing some dude talk like this on video...imagine my dismay when I gave a dude a ride home from school and he started talking to me like this once we got on I-85...I was up at school in the computer lab on a Saturday and about 6 I was done doing what I was there for and headed to my car...this dude that was in the same lab with me for hours and I assumed was a fellow student comes running out and asks me for a ride...claiming he only lived like "3 exits up"...against my better judgment I agreed...once we were on our way he began telling me how he "grew up with busta rhymes and the neptunes" and also how they "call me all the time for beats" and how he was "writing books that people aren't ready for"...he then told me that "he was from Virginia but then said he was from Atlanta and New York as well at various points in the "convo"...the more he talked the more frightened I got...this seemed like the type of dude that had a shank in his jacket pocket...he said some other crazy shit but by this time I've blocked it all out...I do however remember him taking me 7 exits up 85 and into a neighborhood...having me drop him off at a house that looked abandoned where he proceeded to pick up a trash bag from behind a bush...he then ran back to my car and telling me that he was "locked out the house"(without once going to the front door may I add)...and asking me to drive him somewhere else...all he got after that was car exhaust

Little known Me fact #2

The University of Dayton wanted me to come play basketball for them...even though I hadn't played a single second of ball in high school...they were after me hard though *pause*...complete with having Chuck Noll send me personal letters recommending the school...ok, maybe that bitch wasn't personal...maybe it was a formatted letter that he wrote once and they sent it to all people they were interested in athletically...BUT LET ME HAVE THIS!!!...I often wonder what would have happened if I went...eh

Little known Me fact #1

I'm not over my ex girlfriend...as much as I want to be...I'm just not...she was my first real love and the way shit ended provided no real closure to anything...just pain