Showing posts with label wow. Show all posts
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Thursday, March 5, 2009

Dude....kill yourself....




A report by Los Angeles Police detectives leaked Thursday claims Chris Brown tried to push girlfriend Rihanna out of a car on the night of their alleged fight, and that he repeatedly punched and choked her at one point threatened to kill her.

Brown on Thursday was charged with felony counts of assault and making a criminal threat. He made an appearance with his attorney Mark Geragos in Superior Court in Los Angeles Thursday, but did not enter a plea to either count. The case was instead delayed to April 6.

A court commissioner ordered him not to harass, threaten or harm anyone. But at the request of an attorney representing Rihanna, the commissioner did not order Brown to stay away from Rihanna. The two reportedly reconciled last weekend.

On Thursday, Brown, wearing a three-piece gray pinstripe suit with gray tie and cream shirt, clasped his hands behind his back as he walked into the courtroom. He answered a few questions from the commissioner as his mother watched from the front row along with a group of family members.

According to a Los Angeles Police detective's notes, obtained by Fox 11's TV news team in Los Angeles, and later posted on celebrity Web sites TMZ.com and Usmagazine.com, the altercation began in the early hours of Feb. 8, the day of the Grammys, after Rihanna read a three-page text message on Brown's phone.

After she became angry, Brown tried to force Rihanna out of the car, but couldn't because she was wearing a seat-belt, the detective's notes said.

Brown allegedly shoved Rihanna's head against the passenger window. After she turned to face him, Brown punched her, and continued punching her while driving, the report says. The blows caused Rihanna to bleed onto her dress and the interior the rented Lamborghini Brown was driving.

According to the report, Brown told Rihanna: "I'm going to beat the (expletive) out of you when we get home. You wait and see."

Rihanna then left a message for her assistant that said, "I am on my way home. Make sure the cops are there when I get there."

According to the report, this made Brown furious. "You just did the stupidest thing ever. I'm going to kill you," he told her.

According to the report, Brown continued to punch Rihanna, bit her ear and fingers and put her in a headlock, causing her to nearly lose consciousness.

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

he can call it "Down Low Island" *rimshot*



Actor/director Tyler Perry is gearing up for his best birthday ever - he plans to celebrate turning 40 by buying his own private island.

The star of Tyler Perry's Madea Goes to Jail hits the landmark age on September 14, and he will be treating himself to the ultimate present after realizing how peaceful and productive living on a deserted island can be.

Perry, who recently enjoyed a holiday on a private island in the Bahamas' Great Exumas, says, "I'm a loner by nature, so when I'm out there on these islands, I just feel like the only person in the world."

But he is refusing to name any potential land purchases after himself, unlike his screenwork: "It won't be Tyler Perry's Island! I'm so sick of seeing Tyler Perry all over everywhere! I'll know what to call it once I'm there. It'll speak to me."

And he will have one key rule in place: "There will be no paparazzi on my island!"

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

um....................



Kanye...what the fuck man...are you auditioning to be the gay version of the Warriors? the gay version of Robin Hood and his Merry Men? Is this the new Fat Albert Gang? I mean seriously what the hell is going on here...I'm all for being different and wearing what you want...but come on man

Friday, January 23, 2009

the anniversary was yesterday....81 points by Kobe Bryant...



I was in watching Sportscenter in my girl's(at the time) dorm room and they kept breaking in and tracking his points...it was a crazy night...I called my boy Jeff and he hadn't heard yet and of course didn't believe me until he turned on the tv and was in disbelief...shit is still hard to believe

Thursday, January 1, 2009

wow



I wonder if we'll ever know how fucked up shit was in Louisiana after that hurricane?

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