Freaktrain....Lovetrain....Failtrain

Freaktrain
Every guy wants to catch a ride on this bitch...this is the party train where all the sexy and freaky hoes that want nothing more than to suck your dick are...this is the train where every couple of weeks you have new vag with which to play...EVERY dude has at some point caught a ride on it whether it was for a few months or for a few years...I've been lucky enough to have been on this holy grail of trains for a few months in my lifetime...hitting 2 girls in the same day...then the next day getting a call from an old flame...yeah good time...but this train tends to get lonely because sometimes you want something more than your jizzum coming out of a girls mouth...crazy I know

Lovetrain
This too is a train that every guy wants to get on in his lifetime...this is the train where its just you and one other girl...the private train that nobody can get on...you two sit around in your under draws eating fresh fruit...watching bad scary movies...reading each other poetry and generally basking in each others presence...this train is in a word...awesome...one problem with this train though...wifey gets up to go cook you two dinner so you decide to saunter your happy ass over to window and what do you happen to see on the other side of the glass?...thats right...the motherfucking freaktrain...you see titties and asses hanging out of the windows...you hear the loud music...you see the train rocking back and forth on the tracks because that party is of the chain nigga...and your dumb ass starts to think about how you can get on that train...so you decide to try to sneak off the lovetrain and see whats going on...wifey doesn't like that...she lets it slide for a little bit but eventually she sees you sneaking off for the freak train and she just lets her train keep going and leaves you behind

Failtrain
this my friends is the last train...this is the train you don't want to end up on...eventually you're going to get too old for the freaktrain...you won't be able to tolerate all the turbulence of that rocking party machine and you'll want off...but when you get off of it and you try to find the love train but you've already fucked that up so its nowhere to be found...and its not like you can buy another ticket for the next lovetrain because your card is being declined since you've fucked up your credit rating so bad by bailing out on it so much...basically nobody wants your ass on their lovetrain...so now what the fuck is a nigga gonna do?...you look up and see the old beat up piece of shit failtrain sitting there unoccupied...this is the old steam engine train that you have to shovel coal into the engine to get to work...its all rusty and shit on the outside and basically very unappealing...but theres nowhere left for you to go so you're stuck with it...so you hop in and start shoveling coal and get that motherfucker going all the while thinking about how damn sweet that lovetrain was and wondering why you ever left it in the first place...

I don't plan on ending up on that last train folks...pray for me