MC Hammer...he was called a sellout for this...

I remember back when these commercials came out...people were mad because Hammer wasn't "keepin it real"...he went and signed a major endorsement deal and that wasn't hood enough for hip hoppers back then...I always thought this was retarded...if someone offers you a wheelbarrow full of money to say you like their shit you're telling me you wouldn't take it?...if you turn that shit down because you're on some kind of "keep it real" kick then you're a fucking moron and you deserve to be broke...Hammer took heat for this because he was the first...dudes nowadays would kill to have this kind of deal...

Drunk Dialers...

I know a couple of people like this (both happen to be women) and this is odd to me...I've never been one to call people when I'm drunk...matter of fact...the last thing I'm thinking about is someone that's not in the immediate vicinity when I'm drunk...drunk texting is another story though *sniff*...

Freaktrain....Lovetrain....Failtrain

Freaktrain
Every guy wants to catch a ride on this bitch...this is the party train where all the sexy and freaky hoes that want nothing more than to suck your dick are...this is the train where every couple of weeks you have new vag with which to play...EVERY dude has at some point caught a ride on it whether it was for a few months or for a few years...I've been lucky enough to have been on this holy grail of trains for a few months in my lifetime...hitting 2 girls in the same day...then the next day getting a call from an old flame...yeah good time...but this train tends to get lonely because sometimes you want something more than your jizzum coming out of a girls mouth...crazy I know

Lovetrain
This too is a train that every guy wants to get on in his lifetime...this is the train where its just you and one other girl...the private train that nobody can get on...you two sit around in your under draws eating fresh fruit...watching bad scary movies...reading each other poetry and generally basking in each others presence...this train is in a word...awesome...one problem with this train though...wifey gets up to go cook you two dinner so you decide to saunter your happy ass over to window and what do you happen to see on the other side of the glass?...thats right...the motherfucking freaktrain...you see titties and asses hanging out of the windows...you hear the loud music...you see the train rocking back and forth on the tracks because that party is of the chain nigga...and your dumb ass starts to think about how you can get on that train...so you decide to try to sneak off the lovetrain and see whats going on...wifey doesn't like that...she lets it slide for a little bit but eventually she sees you sneaking off for the freak train and she just lets her train keep going and leaves you behind

Failtrain
this my friends is the last train...this is the train you don't want to end up on...eventually you're going to get too old for the freaktrain...you won't be able to tolerate all the turbulence of that rocking party machine and you'll want off...but when you get off of it and you try to find the love train but you've already fucked that up so its nowhere to be found...and its not like you can buy another ticket for the next lovetrain because your card is being declined since you've fucked up your credit rating so bad by bailing out on it so much...basically nobody wants your ass on their lovetrain...so now what the fuck is a nigga gonna do?...you look up and see the old beat up piece of shit failtrain sitting there unoccupied...this is the old steam engine train that you have to shovel coal into the engine to get to work...its all rusty and shit on the outside and basically very unappealing...but theres nowhere left for you to go so you're stuck with it...so you hop in and start shoveling coal and get that motherfucker going all the while thinking about how damn sweet that lovetrain was and wondering why you ever left it in the first place...

I don't plan on ending up on that last train folks...pray for me

another example....women are mad

I don't need no hook for this shit

I have a habit of letting people suck me into their bullshit *pause*...the sad thing is I realize when it's happening but I fail to stop it...I also have a habit of trying to understand why crazy people do crazy and or irrational shit even though it's impossible for me to understand because I have sense...and the sad thing about this is that I realize when this is going on but yet again I fail to stop it...the last 2 years have brought these poor personality traits to the forefront in my life and it's always involved a woman...and you can't fix your mouth to tell me that it's all coincidental...women are the most irrational, unstable, selfish, unaccountable beings that the good lord ever created and if I didn't love them so much I would absolutely hate them...I've never had anyone over the age of 5 that wasn't a female tell me things to my face that are CLEARLY untrue and/or irrational and state them to me as thought they actually BELIEVE them...I mean seriously!?...you know that's not what you told me...you know that's not how it happened...you know that's not why I did that...you know that's not what it is...and no matter how much you believe it is and state it to me with force...that doesn't make it true...eh...enough of this topic...I've spent too much time on it already...I just wanna meet a girl with beauty and brains...annnnnd accountability...late

genius=crazy?

It's been said that our most creative people are often also our craziest. And after careful analysis of this I would have to agree. Just look at the individual in the picture above. Rick Rubin is one of the most gifted men to ever enter the music industry. Along with Russell Simmons he started Def Scam and launched the careers of many artists all while making hip hop seem like a commercially viable form of music. However (comma)...he clearly is a few tacos short of a combination. I mean why else would you walk around looking like a viking warrior like that's the hot shit. With all that being said Rick has been in the studio with Clipse and I'm hoping that he's cooked up something bananas for them since he clearly hasn't been doing much else with his time...like worrying about hygiene. Here's to you Mr Rubin...cheers.