Wi-yald

No haircut for a month....its not a good look....or is it? hmmmmmm

I Miss BET Uncut

seeing coked up rappers throwing money around with half nekkit bitches illegal drugs and weapons fast cars strip clubs regular clubs regular clubs with strippers strip clubs with no bitches street corners dim parking lots rims chains bad graphics nonsensical videos bad bad bad songs good songs like 'still tippin' that went mainstream after being on uncut for months unexplained bulletproof vests the black jesus video that starts off with him at the strip club and morphs into a tribute to his dead homies etc etc etc

Thats Not Ballin

so like I'm a sneakerhead to a certain level...but goddamn shawty....this nigga right here is buggin the fuck out...my favorite part is the ominous pause after "well fuck you"....yes I love that part even more than the Kanye reference....oh and the fact that he was so geeked he forgot his name...."my name is.................Jacob.....yeah my name is Jacob"....nah nigga your name is "Virgin"....especially if you're that geeked about some shoes....you've definitely never had a naked woman laying in front of you....never........ever..........ever

That Boy Ain't Quite Right

Negashi Armada of the group Supreeme posted this on their website....apparently his Grandma thinks hes involved in "foolishness"....his response is priceless

"My Grandma wrote me this a month ago i havent written back , im a little taken a back but we taking it back. I guess she doesnt have too much faith in your boy.

Dear Negashi, I always ask about you when talk to your dad. Tonight he was less than happy about your recent behavior. He says it appears that you think that it is an imposition to call and let him know where you are and when you will be coming in. I know that you want to be independent and he would like you to become an adult. as well, but you are not. Nor are you yet a responsible adult and considerate adult. I gather from your status is that you are vegetating. This Dream of Hip hop has taken up 4 + years of precious youth which could have been spent in pursuit of the knowledge/career that will sustain you financially and provide you with a secure future. Something that the deck is not stacked so high against you. What you told me about your sisters suggest that soon your sisters may by pass you. How will you feel then? 4 years from now will you still be meeting with your Peeps and hanging out , broke but hopeful? Have you considered that your mother may need help at sometime in the future. Will you be able to provide it.? Responsible adults think about the next generation and their responsibility to the previous one. . In your circles it may not be the norm that one is expected to call and reassure your housemates-- let alone parents-- that all is well and that you will be coming in at an estimated time or not. Unrelated persons living in Urban areas-- especially-- do this routinely. It is not related to age or dependent status. It is caring. Where you are concerned, I am beginning to wonder about drug use. Shaka already was a user when I saw you in Baltimore and always appeared to me to have an undue influence on you He is after all 2-3 years older. I now wonder about you .because I know that one of the things a user hates most is to be accountable for time and place. If I am wrong, or unfair forgive me, if I am right GET OFF THAT ONE WAY TRAIN! It won't take you anywhere but down. I was very proud to read that you were writing. You really have a gift for it. I like to think that you got it from me!! A book of essays about " HIP HOP INSIDE OUT" about your travels and experiences would be great . I bet it would be picked up by a major publisher and provide you with the wherewithal to go to Goddard or Bennington alone. Saving yourself is not a group project! I am going to try to come down there soon. I have to get some dental work to get done first. Please respond to this. I hope you understand that i really do love you and want you to live up to your potential Granma ********.

Man i dont know i told her to download Silver Medallion."

W-T-Fuck!

So I'm under the impression that my apartment building may be the epicenter of something big....there are webs the size of my dick (OH!) all up and down the stairs and in the walkway leading to my door and I find this incredibly troubling...the spiders are gathering people....a lovely friend of mine was even so kind as to clear some webs out from in front of my door and by the next morning those joints were back and bigger than before.....crazy right...I keep getting visions of my apartment being like the gateway to hell like Sigourney Weaver in Ghostbusters except in my case its the gateway to spider hell and thats an all together more scary place than demon hell....its like a bad sci fi flick....a bad sci fi flick starring William Shatner.....kinda like......