shes not funny.....but I chuckled at this

Make Autotune Stop

I'd like to thank T-Pain for introducing hip hop and r&b to using autotune this way and I'd like to thank Kanye and Lil Wayne for making young niggas think its cool....now...if we could just get Lil Wayne to kill himself so all these same niggas think its cool and go away....one can dream can't he

bwahahahaioeuoriasurdsiojflkadsjfkladsjflkads

An Interesting Text Convo

So I was awakened today by a text from a female friend of mine telling me "good morning"...nothing out of the ordinary, she sends them on a frequent basis...perhaps I should first give a little background on my relationship with this woman...we've known each other for almost 5 years now and have spoken to each other on the phone or in person for damn near everyday of that time...needless to say feelings were caught (or so I thought) and deeper convo came about from said feelings...deeper convo which first started when she told me that she loved me...I was completely caught off guard when she first told me this and didn't know how to react so I kinda chuckled it off...but then she started sending me text msgs saying it and ending or convos with these words...I still didn't know how to react and continued to chuckle it off...this led to her getting angry with me because I never responded to her...I put much thought into this and came to the conclusion that I did feel the same way about her but I still never said anything because I didn't know if she was being real with me...I determined that she was being real with me (or so I thought) and began saying it back to her...but anyway...suffice to say this lead to a lot of drama...I kept trying to get the girl to kick it with me on my dime...or I would come kick it with her...but she continuously denied me and blamed it on having a boyfriend...cool I understand that...shes single now and I've asked her on a few occasions again if something was going to happen between us or not...never really got an answer...until this morning...I gave her an ultimatum (use your invitation or lose it) the other day after she got angry with me because I was in Atlanta visiting a new female friend of mine and she knew how much I was enjoying myself...now why would one get upset about that if they didn't have any interest in me for themselves?...but anyway...the convo this morning went like this...

Geppetto:Good Morning Puppet

Puppet:Good morning Geppetto...so shall I buy your ticket today?

Geppetto:Where is that coming from?

Puppet:Well woman...I'm trying to see you again because I'm tired of lash outs about me seeing others...so when shall I buy it?

Geppetto:I wasn't lashing out because of that and that alone!...You said use it or lose it. I'm not using it. I just want you to be happy...

END OF CONVERSATION

She wants me to be what?! I mean really what the fuck is wrong with this girl? My homeboy has been telling me forever that he thinks shes just a grade a nutjob and I'm at the point where I think I should've listened to him...nah scratch that...I did listen to him and cut this broad off for a few weeks last year but was suckered back in by what I deemed to be her genuine sadness and openness about how she felt about me when she called me and I finally decided to answer...but now...fuck her...I wish I could just go back and never have ever started talking to this girl...it would've saved me a whole lot of goddamn time and stress and I probably would've had a clear head and not missed out on opportunities with other women that could've turned into something real...eh...I'm done blabbing about this...matter of fact I'm done with the whole situation...I finally have gotten smart...it just took me dumb long

*no words*

the sad thing about this is I still know people...like REALLY KNOW real people that are intelligent and successful that are going to willingly vote for these clowns...what the hell man...

*blank stare*

Forgive me but.....

....that shit doesn't look fun....dude just looks like a fucking junkie....like all those crackheads you used to see downtown outside of the GA State village tick'n or shimmying up and down the sidewalk....not a good look at all

*swoons*

the most addictive show....I used to watch eps of this constantly on vh1 classic....and now they've profiled one of the most addictive albums of all time....yeek!

Really people? Really?

I mean I'm all for you being behind a cause and showing support for whatever movement you're with....but fucking learn to spell....or at least have the decency to let cousin Bobby that made it to 11th grade and works up yonder at the Home Depot now make the signs for you....I'm pretty sure he can at least spell or piece together something more coherent than this shit....I don't know what to say about this other than....I blame hip hop

Failbo Slice

so Kimbo Fail was supposed to fight old man Ken Shamrock tonight....but due to an injury to the old man (most likely involving a walker or some sort of hoverround collision) a fill in fighter had to be provided....so this dude finds out at the last minute hes going to have to fight the most hyped MMA fighter in history and promplty goes into the ring and mollywhops him....14 seconds....14 seconds!....it takes me longer to squeeze one out....I can't even heat up a pop tart in 14 seconds....14 seconds good god....when I got my first piece of ass I lasted longer than 14 seconds....just embarrassing...hopefully now this guy will stop getting all this hype......hes a goldamn fraud with no real skills

Yep....I'd hit that

I Am Your Conscience....

this shit still makes me weak....

2 Piece Fish Sammich....

I hope thats what she ordered because damn it thats what she got....WOW...shame on all those grown people that stood there and watched this