MAMA NO!

Now I'm not sure but I don't think Family Matters ever had a "very special episode" about making a hoe into a housewife...so I guess we're gonna have to let Eddie slide on this one *pause*...I mean the whole premise of that show was Urkel chasing after Laura and you KNOW that bitch was probably fucking half of their high school...and Urkel's ol rest haven ass was still after it...damn shame...but with that being said...what nigga in his right mind would marry a woman that freely and proudly recalls her sexual escapades with hundreds of men?...I mean don't get me wrong I've messed with some women in my day that had me doing a Rocky Balboa prayer in the corner after I cam back with a clean std test...but damn Eddie...not Superhead...you married a bitch named Superhead...

I have another man crush.....no homo

Joey Votto...second year 1b for the Reds...dude is carrying the team right now...now if only my other man crushes (Brandon Phillips, Jay Bruce) could get going...things would be schweet

Hoopz

random question...what the hell happened to her? I used to think she was fine as frog hair

Crack kills people....crack kills

Stolen from Just Blaze

This dude is spittin that real shit...that shit that others are too afraid to say...or maybe just too sane to say...real spit as interesting as it is seeing some dude talk like this on video...imagine my dismay when I gave a dude a ride home from school and he started talking to me like this once we got on I-85...I was up at school in the computer lab on a Saturday and about 6 I was done doing what I was there for and headed to my car...this dude that was in the same lab with me for hours and I assumed was a fellow student comes running out and asks me for a ride...claiming he only lived like "3 exits up"...against my better judgment I agreed...once we were on our way he began telling me how he "grew up with busta rhymes and the neptunes" and also how they "call me all the time for beats" and how he was "writing books that people aren't ready for"...he then told me that "he was from Virginia but then said he was from Atlanta and New York as well at various points in the "convo"...the more he talked the more frightened I got...this seemed like the type of dude that had a shank in his jacket pocket...he said some other crazy shit but by this time I've blocked it all out...I do however remember him taking me 7 exits up 85 and into a neighborhood...having me drop him off at a house that looked abandoned where he proceeded to pick up a trash bag from behind a bush...he then ran back to my car and telling me that he was "locked out the house"(without once going to the front door may I add)...and asking me to drive him somewhere else...all he got after that was car exhaust

I've got nothing....again

first rappers wanna be porn stars...then porn stars wanna be rappers...now they wanna dis rappers...what next...a rapper is gonna make a porn and say that "y'all porn niggas can't fuck these hoes like me shawty"...sigh

So...I just talked to Negashi Armada

my homeboy saw him walkin down the street back home...told me to look out for the new record "God Bless The Child"

Nighty night....keep ya butthole tight

Travis Henry signed a plea deal with prosecutors in which the former NFL player admitted to a single cocaine conspiracy charge in exchange for two other charges being dropped.

Under a plea deal filed yesterday with the court in Billings, Mont., the 30-year-old Henry will admit to conspiracy to possess at least 11 pounds of cocaine with intent to distribute the drug.

If U.S. District Judge Richard Cebull accepts the plea, Henry faces a mandatory minimum of 10 years to life in prison, a $4 million fine, and at least five years of supervised release.

Henry was cut by the Denver Broncos in June after playing one season of a four-year, $22.5 million contract.

He and codefendant James Mack, 29, of Bow Mar, Colo., were arrested in October after authorities in Montana found six pounds of marijuana and about 6.6 pounds of cocaine that the pair allegedly had supplied.

The government said that Henry trafficked cocaine between Colorado and Montana and that one of his associates had delivered six pounds of cocaine to Billings on previous occasions.

Henry's lawyer in Denver, Harvey Steinberg, did not immediately return a call from the Associated Press.

I guess I understand him getting desperate and trying to make drug deals to feed them cheeren...but damn dude...you have a skill that makes you millions of dollars and you blew it by repeatedly failing drug tests because you like to smoke weed...thats why you can't take care of your kids...your seeds can't be more important than your seeds...not good business

So I've been up for 22 hours straight

...lets see...what have I done...well I worked 11.5 hours...I sat through my lunch break watching the weather and seeing tornadoes tear through all of Murfreesboro and out by my Mom's house...I called my Mother..who is out of town...to tell her about her possibly not having a house anymore...I donated 7 bucks to the March of Dimes at work and got some chicken and pulled pork out of it...niggas will do anything for chicken...its true...after that I went back to work...got off about 8...my company arrived about 9...by 10 we were making funny faces...by 1130 we were out the door to go see Observe and Report...most random movie I've seen in a long time but it was awesome...by 2 we were back at my place...more funny faces...she just left about 15 minutes ago and I sit here not feeling tired...its weird how that works sometimes

"My mama...my mama...my mama saiiiid"

My mother had an epiphany this morning...she called me...I was confused...I shall call her back later to discuss further...she does this a lot...I've come to accept it...I love she

Drunk Dialers...

I know a couple of people like this (both happen to be women) and this is odd to me...I've never been one to call people when I'm drunk...matter of fact...the last thing I'm thinking about is someone that's not in the immediate vicinity when I'm drunk...drunk texting is another story though *sniff*...

The cold has returned

....my sack mourns

Baseball starts today!!!!!

Baseball 2009 kicks off tonight in Philly...I'm geeked shawty!...tomorrow my beloved Reds begin their campaign...can't fucking wait...this is my favorite time of year...hopefully these bitches actually do something this year so I don't have to spend another October pretending to be interested in another team...LETS GO(c)iamdiddy

Donte...you're screwed

DUI manslaughter charges are expected to be filed Wednesday afternoon against Cleveland Browns wide receiver Donte' Stallworth, alleging the football player was driving drunk last month when he struck and killed a pedestrian on Miami Beach, according to a source with knowledge of the investigation.

Blood tests revealed Stallworth had a blood alcohol level of .12 after the 7 a.m. crash, a second source with knowledge of the investigation told The Miami Herald.

Arrangements have been made for Stallworth to surrender to authorities, the source said.

Police have been investigating Stallworth since March 14, when police responded to the scene of a fatal car crash at the southeast end of the MacArthur Causeway in Miami Beach.

Police said Stallworth was driving a Bentley east on the MacArthur Causeway about 7 a.m. and struck Mario Reyes, 59, who was getting off work and crossing the street to get to a bus stop.

A video obtained by The Miami Herald shows Stallworth, dressed in jeans and a shirt, being given a sobriety test by two Miami Beach police officers.

Reyes worked for the shipping company Bernuth Agencies, which is a short distance from the crash site.

Reyes was born in Cuba and left as a teenager for a better life in the United States. He worked numerous construction jobs. He was an avid baseball fan, particularly fond of the Florida Marlins. Reyes is survived by his wife of almost 20 years, Catalina, and the couple's 15-year-old daughter, Daniela.

Stallworth signed a seven-year, $35 million contract with the Browns as a free agent before last season, but hardly played because of a hamstrung injury.

He previously played for the New England Patriots, the Philadelphia Eagles and the New Orleans Saints, finishing last season with just 17 catches for 170 yards.

Stallworth had his best season with the Saints in 2005, when he made a career-high 70 receptions for 945 yards and seven touchdowns. He was drafted in the first round (No. 13 overall) by the Saints in 2002. Stallworth played college football at Tennessee.

A few days after the crash, Stallworth, through the Cleveland Browns organization, issued a statement expressing his condolences to the Reyes family.

''My family and I are grief stricken over the tragic accident which occurred Saturday on Miami Beach where Mario Reyes sadly lost his life,'' Stallworth said in the statement. ``My thoughts and prayers are with the Reyes family during this incredibly difficult time.

''Unfortunately, since this accident is still under police investigation, I cannot comment further on the matter at this time,'' Stallworth said.

drinking and driving is something that probably all of us have done at some point...but stories like this should probably make us think harder about it...is it really worth ruining your life just to get home or wherever you're trying to go?...this man is a millionaire and its probably all going to go down the drain because of one stupid decision...horrible situation

Bad Paintings of Pres. Obama

if you need a good laugh...check out this site showcasing bad concepts and or renderings involving our new President here. As someone that used to create on a regular basis I know about all the bad ideas and weak execution that comes with the territory...but wow...some of this shit should've never seen the light of day