Friday, May 22, 2009

Props to her



lesson here is for you women to stop dating assholes...Charles Hamilton is the classic asshole...theres no way she didn't know that...so I don't give her credit for getting heated at the dude over him being...well..an asshole...but I do give her credit for bustin him in his mouth...I hate him and hope everything he touches fails

Monday, May 18, 2009

Showcase

Mr Vann's Epk of 2009 from andre vann on Vimeo.



now anyone as trendsetting as Pharrell is sure to invite stalkers and biters...so I wasn't surprised when this guy came on the scene a few years ago claiming to be on his label (Startrak)...even going so far as to get his own logo chain and go around throwing up the labels hand sign...but he took it further...he began shouting the labels name out on his songs...he also began paying artists from the label to be on said songs...butttt he took it further...he came up with a clothing line of his own that mimics Pharrell's 'Ice Cream' line by being very colorful and having cartoony characters on it...the crazy thing about this all is that semi famous people are actually bumping for him in his videos...my theory is that maybe hes just a really rich kid that pays for what people say about him...I mean how else can you explain this type of shit?...I could possibly give these people a pass if dude was actually talented...BUT HES NOT...his music is absolute trash...the kids is clealry delusional though because he believes hes the hottest thing out...hopefully he'll wake up and realize this isn't a good look...but probably not

Friday, May 15, 2009

MC Hammer...he was called a sellout for this...





I remember back when these commercials came out...people were mad because Hammer wasn't "keepin it real"...he went and signed a major endorsement deal and that wasn't hood enough for hip hoppers back then...I always thought this was retarded...if someone offers you a wheelbarrow full of money to say you like their shit you're telling me you wouldn't take it?...if you turn that shit down because you're on some kind of "keep it real" kick then you're a fucking moron and you deserve to be broke...Hammer took heat for this because he was the first...dudes nowadays would kill to have this kind of deal...

Monday, May 11, 2009

*squeal*

This CAN'T be real....





....can it?!

Better than your favorite movie....bitches



The movie is AMAZING...I'm a lifelong fan and I was skeptical as to how they could pull off a reboot but they did an outstanding, amazing, fantastic, wonderful job...the shit pumps up the excitement and action in the series (something I've wanted forever) and remains true to the sensibility of the original show...doesn't get any better...I'd recommend this movie to anyone...you don't have to know anything about the show or even be a fan to enjoy it...its that damn good...JJ Abrams is a genius...nuff said

Said things....

things I've said...or things that have been said to me...dig that

she says I:
"dance a lot"
"laugh at your own jokes"
"smell good"
"feel soooooo good"
"taste sweet"

the mother says:
"you don't seem to be the same since (her)"
"it is what it is...but you need to find better language to say it"
"oh she did? who cares?"
me "exactly"

the she that I used to like says:
"that wasn't nice"
me "fuck nice...its overrated"
"so is being a jerk"
me "eh...to each their own"
*puts phone to sleep*

...I hate that girl..so much...fake ass

he says:
me "happy mothers day...female ass nigga"
"that's why I don't like you"

Thursday, May 7, 2009

"I got my swagger back...."

So I've come to the conclusion that over the last few months I was being a bit of a dick...not sure what was causing it but I've noticed I'm much happier now...many people pointed it out to me but I couldn't see it per say...my mom was worried about me...people at work were asking me if I was ok...someone I was dating accused me of being the root of all their problems and having a soul as black as Jamie Foxx's lips...and on top of it I just didn't feel right in general...I still don't know what caused it...hours drying up at work making my checks come up short may have had something to do with it...when a nigga has bills and the money isn't rolling in the same way the mood isn't gonna be right...that coupled with the fact that I was compromising myself to try to make a situation I knew wasn't right work...then theres all the fake fucking people and dead weight I ended up cutting out of my existence recently...a lot of it kinda came to a head during that time...but eh but enough of that emo bullshit...I'm back...like D'Angelo said "I've found my smilllle again"

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Ok Reggie...I get it



I get it dude..she's been in fuck videos with a d list singer...she seems hella high maintenance...and she could possibly have something incurable in those draws...but...I get it...do what you do Mr Bush

Monday, May 4, 2009

Selena Roberts vs A-Rod





I've never been a big Alex Rodriguez fan...he's always seemed phony to me...I respect his talent and consider him to be one of the best players in the history of baseball...but he's a big fucking phony jerk...known this for years and thought that it was common knowledge for anyone that paid attention...well apparently not...Selena Roberts of ESPN fame has just been given boatloads of money to write a book chronicling how much of a jerk he is...aside from the shocking revelation earlier this year that Rodriguez failed a roids test while with Texas...the book entitled 'A-Rod' also chronicles how Alex "possibly" used steroids since his high school days..."allegedly" used steroids with the Yankees (something he has denied) and "reportedly" is hated at Hooters for only tipping the minimum 15% despite making 25 million a year...aside from the roids test my question for Ms Roberts is "WHO THE FUCK CARES!?"...if you're going to dig up dirt on an athlete and expose info about his personal life maybe you should go work for the Star or something...I mean I could care less what type of person the guy is off the field...especially if the worst thing he does is just behave like an ass...unless his behavior is criminal it shouldn't fucking matter...I don't think I'm alone in my stand on this either...aside from the fact that the subject matter isn't very relevant in my opinion I think you'd need more than a lot of 'he said she said' type of quotes to spark up interest in this...aside from one positive roids test you don't have any concrete evidence to back up all these claims...it all just seems like her running game on some book company and lining her pockets by sullying a mans name...she runs the risk of making the guy a sympathetic figure by doing this and I think he's the furthest thing from worthy of that title...

Kelley Washington and "The Squirrel"



I'm a glutton for punishment...hence me being a Bengals fan...but 4 years ago my team kinda underwent a renaissance of sorts...when a great group of characters came together to become one of the up and coming *pause* young teams in the NFL...Chad Johnson...TJ Houshmandzadeh and this guy Kelley Washington were the wideouts on that squad and there was never a shortage of antics from them...

Saturday, May 2, 2009

The anti Rick Ross

Malice Video Blog 1 from Malice of the Clipse on Vimeo.



even though I've been privy to certain facts about this cat and his history...its nice to see a rapper finally admitting that what he raps about isn't what he really lives...he plays a character in his songs and that's it (now)...it's hella refreshing to see him show people that shit isn't real...

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