Tuesday, March 31, 2009

She can blame hip hop



Seven students at the Oprah Winfrey Leadership Academy for Girls now face suspension after being accused of sexually harassing their fellow pupils.

According to the newspaper Afrikaans on Sunday, a girl of 15 was found guilty of preying upon another student and forcing other girls to conceal the truth from investigators. Other girls were “caught fondling each other or trying to get other girls to join them in lesbian liaisons”. Lisa Halliday, Oprah's spokesperson, confirmed the suspension.

"It is because they contravened the school's code of conduct. We regard the incident as confidential," the New York Daily News quoted her as saying.

The incident comes nearly two years after a female school staffer was accused of physically and sexually abusing students in October 2007. On learning upon the sex charges, Oprah had then said: "I am a mama bear when it comes to protecting my children.

"These girls are like my children. That's not just rhetoric for me. I take their futures and the possibility for what their futures hold very seriously."

Saturday, March 28, 2009

This shit had me so weak

New N.E.R.D



didn't like it when I saw concert footage of it...but the shit has potential...I'm starting to realize that they are so much better live though...the last album was kinda boring on disc but in concert it was fucking incredible...they do what they do

Friday, March 27, 2009

I've got nothing



Bryan 'Baby' Williams...what can I say about this man except that...he's gay...just watch starting at :50...notice how people kinda play along with him at first and then they start to realize how this shit looks...purrrre comedy I tell you

More talk...

"You seem like such a happy guy" - Jessica "You're quite jolly" - Jessica

*gasp* but...but...how can this be!? hahaha

Sham....fail



OTTAWA — Television pitchman Vince Shlomi, better known as the ShamWow Guy who has been phenomenally successful peddling absorbent towels and food choppers, was arrested at a swank Miami hotel last month after a violent confrontation with a prostitute, according to a post Friday on the website The Smoking Gun.

Shlomi, 44, and Sasha Harris, 26, were both arrested, according to police reports.

According to an arrest affidavit, Shlomi told police he met Harris at a Miami Beach nightclub on Feb. 7 and took her to his $750-a-night room Shlomi told police he paid Harris about $1,000 and that that when he kissed her, she "bit his tongue and would not let go." Shlomi then punched her several times until she released his tongue.

The affidavit says a bleeding Shlomi ran to the hotel lobby, where security summoned police.

Both arrested for felony aggravated battery, but The Smoking Gun says prosecutors this month declined to file formal charges against the combatants.

Photos on the website show a battered Schlomi and copies of the handwritten police report.

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Pharrell is on that Peter Pan.....but *swoon* anyway



its nice to see that even a superstar can be taken down by a black girl with attitude...classic video

Friday, March 20, 2009

Oh my damn



I agree with the nigga in the background...I'd be side eyeing like a motherfucker too...and if one more broad tells me how 'cute' Lil Wayne is I swear I'm gonna earl

Chris Dickerson on the beach



Reds outfielder Chris Dickerson being random on a beach...I chuckled

Thursday, March 19, 2009

Little known Me fact #2

The University of Dayton wanted me to come play basketball for them...even though I hadn't played a single second of ball in high school...they were after me hard though *pause*...complete with having Chuck Noll send me personal letters recommending the school...ok, maybe that bitch wasn't personal...maybe it was a formatted letter that he wrote once and they sent it to all people they were interested in athletically...BUT LET ME HAVE THIS!!!...I often wonder what would have happened if I went...eh

I love she....

"...I think I see you for you....A loveable giant with a tough exterior...You have an heir to you that not everyone can see past..."

coming from a woman I had a couple of flings with and maintain an occasional phone call/text relationship with...that means a lot...she has no reason to not keep it real with me...I love she

Monday, March 16, 2009

Little known Me fact #1

I'm not over my ex girlfriend...as much as I want to be...I'm just not...she was my first real love and the way shit ended provided no real closure to anything...just pain

Freaktrain....Lovetrain....Failtrain

Freaktrain
Every guy wants to catch a ride on this bitch...this is the party train where all the sexy and freaky hoes that want nothing more than to suck your dick are...this is the train where every couple of weeks you have new vag with which to play...EVERY dude has at some point caught a ride on it whether it was for a few months or for a few years...I've been lucky enough to have been on this holy grail of trains for a few months in my lifetime...hitting 2 girls in the same day...then the next day getting a call from an old flame...yeah good time...but this train tends to get lonely because sometimes you want something more than your jizzum coming out of a girls mouth...crazy I know

Lovetrain
This too is a train that every guy wants to get on in his lifetime...this is the train where its just you and one other girl...the private train that nobody can get on...you two sit around in your under draws eating fresh fruit...watching bad scary movies...reading each other poetry and generally basking in each others presence...this train is in a word...awesome...one problem with this train though...wifey gets up to go cook you two dinner so you decide to saunter your happy ass over to window and what do you happen to see on the other side of the glass?...thats right...the motherfucking freaktrain...you see titties and asses hanging out of the windows...you hear the loud music...you see the train rocking back and forth on the tracks because that party is of the chain nigga...and your dumb ass starts to think about how you can get on that train...so you decide to try to sneak off the lovetrain and see whats going on...wifey doesn't like that...she lets it slide for a little bit but eventually she sees you sneaking off for the freak train and she just lets her train keep going and leaves you behind

Failtrain

this my friends is the last train...this is the train you don't want to end up on...eventually you're going to get too old for the freaktrain...you won't be able to tolerate all the turbulence of that rocking party machine and you'll want off...but when you get off of it and you try to find the love train but you've already fucked that up so its nowhere to be found...and its not like you can buy another ticket for the next lovetrain because your card is being declined since you've fucked up your credit rating so bad by bailing out on it so much...basically nobody wants your ass on their lovetrain...so now what the fuck is a nigga gonna do?...you look up and see the old beat up piece of shit failtrain sitting there unoccupied...this is the old steam engine train that you have to shovel coal into the engine to get to work...its all rusty and shit on the outside and basically very unappealing...but theres nowhere left for you to go so you're stuck with it...so you hop in and start shoveling coal and get that motherfucker going all the while thinking about how damn sweet that lovetrain was and wondering why you ever left it in the first place...

I don't plan on ending up on that last train folks...pray for me

Thursday, March 12, 2009

Little known Me facts....

I shall be starting a series of these...why?...bitch I don't know

Sunday, March 8, 2009

Love vs Money >>>>



I listened and this dude is the troof...I get why a lot of people don't rock with him but I love the shit...I don't even fuck with r&b like that but for some reason I love this

Saturday, March 7, 2009

Thursday, March 5, 2009

Dude....kill yourself....




A report by Los Angeles Police detectives leaked Thursday claims Chris Brown tried to push girlfriend Rihanna out of a car on the night of their alleged fight, and that he repeatedly punched and choked her at one point threatened to kill her.

Brown on Thursday was charged with felony counts of assault and making a criminal threat. He made an appearance with his attorney Mark Geragos in Superior Court in Los Angeles Thursday, but did not enter a plea to either count. The case was instead delayed to April 6.

A court commissioner ordered him not to harass, threaten or harm anyone. But at the request of an attorney representing Rihanna, the commissioner did not order Brown to stay away from Rihanna. The two reportedly reconciled last weekend.

On Thursday, Brown, wearing a three-piece gray pinstripe suit with gray tie and cream shirt, clasped his hands behind his back as he walked into the courtroom. He answered a few questions from the commissioner as his mother watched from the front row along with a group of family members.

According to a Los Angeles Police detective's notes, obtained by Fox 11's TV news team in Los Angeles, and later posted on celebrity Web sites TMZ.com and Usmagazine.com, the altercation began in the early hours of Feb. 8, the day of the Grammys, after Rihanna read a three-page text message on Brown's phone.

After she became angry, Brown tried to force Rihanna out of the car, but couldn't because she was wearing a seat-belt, the detective's notes said.

Brown allegedly shoved Rihanna's head against the passenger window. After she turned to face him, Brown punched her, and continued punching her while driving, the report says. The blows caused Rihanna to bleed onto her dress and the interior the rented Lamborghini Brown was driving.

According to the report, Brown told Rihanna: "I'm going to beat the (expletive) out of you when we get home. You wait and see."

Rihanna then left a message for her assistant that said, "I am on my way home. Make sure the cops are there when I get there."

According to the report, this made Brown furious. "You just did the stupidest thing ever. I'm going to kill you," he told her.

According to the report, Brown continued to punch Rihanna, bit her ear and fingers and put her in a headlock, causing her to nearly lose consciousness.

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

look...I see starrrrs

so I hit my head at work today...apparently it's hollow because I heard a *bop* noise...well that explains a lot about me...btw, I think I may be a lil loopy as I type this...or maybe my head is just spinning because I'm watching this nonsense that is Lost...either way...its nifty

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

he can call it "Down Low Island" *rimshot*



Actor/director Tyler Perry is gearing up for his best birthday ever - he plans to celebrate turning 40 by buying his own private island.

The star of Tyler Perry's Madea Goes to Jail hits the landmark age on September 14, and he will be treating himself to the ultimate present after realizing how peaceful and productive living on a deserted island can be.

Perry, who recently enjoyed a holiday on a private island in the Bahamas' Great Exumas, says, "I'm a loner by nature, so when I'm out there on these islands, I just feel like the only person in the world."

But he is refusing to name any potential land purchases after himself, unlike his screenwork: "It won't be Tyler Perry's Island! I'm so sick of seeing Tyler Perry all over everywhere! I'll know what to call it once I'm there. It'll speak to me."

And he will have one key rule in place: "There will be no paparazzi on my island!"

Momma told me....

there'd be days like this...there'd be dayyyyys like this my momma saiiiid...today sucks thus far...hope it get's better...

I don't need no hook for this shit

I have a habit of letting people suck me into their bullshit *pause*...the sad thing is I realize when it's happening but I fail to stop it...I also have a habit of trying to understand why crazy people do crazy and or irrational shit even though it's impossible for me to understand because I have sense...and the sad thing about this is that I realize when this is going on but yet again I fail to stop it...the last 2 years have brought these poor personality traits to the forefront in my life and it's always involved a woman...and you can't fix your mouth to tell me that it's all coincidental...women are the most irrational, unstable, selfish, unaccountable beings that the good lord ever created and if I didn't love them so much I would absolutely hate them...I've never had anyone over the age of 5 that wasn't a female tell me things to my face that are CLEARLY untrue and/or irrational and state them to me as thought they actually BELIEVE them...I mean seriously!?...you know that's not what you told me...you know that's not how it happened...you know that's not why I did that...you know that's not what it is...and no matter how much you believe it is and state it to me with force...that doesn't make it true...eh...enough of this topic...I've spent too much time on it already...I just wanna meet a girl with beauty and brains...annnnnd accountability...late

genius=crazy?



It's been said that our most creative people are often also our craziest. And after careful analysis of this I would have to agree. Just look at the individual in the picture above. Rick Rubin is one of the most gifted men to ever enter the music industry. Along with Russell Simmons he started Def Scam and launched the careers of many artists all while making hip hop seem like a commercially viable form of music. However (comma)...he clearly is a few tacos short of a combination. I mean why else would you walk around looking like a viking warrior like that's the hot shit. With all that being said Rick has been in the studio with Clipse and I'm hoping that he's cooked up something bananas for them since he clearly hasn't been doing much else with his time...like worrying about hygiene. Here's to you Mr Rubin...cheers.

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