We will call you Schleprock....

Greg Oden the AARP card carrier former Ohio State standout basketball player is once again out for the season...this time with a broken patella...this is the second major setback in his NBA career...if you remember he was the number one pick out of college in 2007 and proceeded to miss the entire season following microfracture surgery on his knee...I'm pulling for the brother (AYO!) but it's not looking very good for him as far as having a productive and long career goes...

Interesting video

don't know if its all true...don't particularly care much...but I don't really think son would have a lot of reason to lie about the shit...eh make your own assessments

Hov!!!!

Jigga came to Vandy last night...me and my lady had kick ass seats...I screamed like a little girl...knew the words to every song (and she did too...*gasp*)...and probably had the best time I've ever had at a concert...*pics coming soon*

Really dope ad

Football bitch.....

I love this time of year...baseball is my favorite sport but I fucking love football too...all them big mens running into each other wearing tight pantses just gets me all excited (no homo)...


I think my Bengals are gonna have a rebound year 10-6 here we come...Chad will be doing more shit in the endzone like this again...I just have that feeling


Tom Brady is back bitches...that's all I need to say

I'm gonna go see 3 or 4 games this year as things stand right now...can't wait...and now I'll leave you with the greatest song ever made about football...enjoy

Six Flags last weekend....good times

So my gal talked me into going to Six Flags with her and a couple of her friends...I never really hopped on the whole Six Flags train and the one time I did go for Frightfest it was cold as hell and windy and everything was closed so I had a terrible time...this time I really enjoyed myself...we were there for about 9 hours and only rode 4 rides because it was so packed though hahaha...I managed to break my glasses on the Georgia Cyclone (fuck that ride man!) but I continued on like a trooper and rode Acrophobia next (after bending my glasses back into form)...I always said I never never never never was gonna ride something like this but once again I let this girl talk me into it (strange how that works)...I'm man enough to admit when we got to the top and stopped rotating I closed my eyes (say somethin nigga!)...next up was Splash Waterfalls (OH OH OH)...and finally Goliath (fucking awesome roller coaster...and yes I closed my eyes for the first drop...say somethin nigga!)

Just...weird...

the webcam is easily one of the best/worst inventions of all time...it gave too many dudes license to wild the fuck out and release it to the world for no apparent reason...but then again it also gave lots of women reason to wild out and release it to world for no apparent reason...and I thank them alllll for that...*ahem*...but yeah Steph is on that Peter Pan but that's been apparent for years now...anyone that gets a tat on the side of his head has crossed over into the netherworld long ago...enjoy...oh and my favorite part is his boy singing off key with his hand on his back...pause yourself homie

Success N Effect....Old school Atlanta hip hop

city is a music Mecca...always has been....gotta get home

Mr Hudson "supernova"

MR HUDSON [FEAT KANYE WEST] - SUPERNOVA from MrHudson on Vimeo.

I actually rock with this...

You have no idea how happy this made me....

I found the Kilo Ali collection finally...if you aren't from Atlanta then you probably have little to no idea who the fuck this guy is...if you are from Atl then you're just as happy as I am...dude has some CLASSICS...

America Has a Problem (1990)

A Town Rush (1992)

Bluntly Speaking (1993)

Git Wit Da Program (1993)

The Best and the Bass (1994)

Get This Party Started (1995)

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"Don't throw rocks at the throne"

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people have been having fun with this photo...I always have my doubts when I see shit like that...turns out I was right

The Natural becomes....The Traded....

Jeff Francoeur's run in Atlanta has ended...I can't say I'm too upset about it...he's a product of the shining athletic star of Gwinnett County high schools (Parkview) and I've always sort of rooted against him for it...I'm a product of DeKalb County schools where we weren't afforded a lot of the same things that kids from that side were...such as...large enough facilites where you don't need trailers...swimming pools at the school...our OWN football stadium...competent teachers...etc etc etc etc...so when I saw this guy from GA get drafted by the Braves and be in the majors within 2 years of said draft...I started hating...he came out like gangbusters his first season and the future looked bright for him...but it became clear during his second season that the Braves had rushed him to the majors too fast and he lacked the needed seasoning to be an everyday player...it all came to a head this season when with his avg mired in the dumps and his run production suffering he was sent to the bench by Bobby Cox...and now here we are...mere days later he is no longer in Atlanta...will I continue to hate him?...probably...do I wish him well with turning his career around...ok sure...good luck Frenchy

Boy stop...

I don't know if it's the bad dancing or the auto tune that makes this shit suck...but boyyyyyy does it suck...and I usually like where Soulja Boy is coming from *||*...not this time though

1958-2009

I haven't done an RIP post yet...I mean what can I say that others have not...this man was a legend and possibly the greatest entertainer we've ever seen...but that isn't why I was so enamored with him...Mike embodied so much more than that to me...the hysteria this man created is probably one of the biggest memories from my childhood...everything from how afraid I was of the video for "Thriller" to how "Billie Jean" is probably the first video I ever remember seeing (I wanted to light shit up when I touched it just like that nigga man)...this man provided some highly enjoyable bonding moments with my Mom too...we were reminiscing the other day about how we used to sit in her Pinto and sing "Workin Day and Night" and "Wanna Be Startin Somethin" and I knew ALL the words as a 4 or 5 year old...crazy...I remember my Mom bought the Bad album on cassette and played it so much that it stopped working...just shit like that made his death really shocking and saddening...yeah the wheels fell off towards the end of his life...his messed up childhood leading to his altered mental state...coupled with drug abuse...his illness (yes he was ill...he did not bleach his skin people come on)...and all the sexual abuse accusations...but that's not what I'm going to remember...I hope that's not what other people remember either

a few of my favorites....








dope tribute even though I usually find Mayer annoying:

Apparently I'm a crazy sleeper...

apparently I...

-talk in my sleep
-shake
-fart
-hump
-moan

...I don't claim any of this and I'm sleep so it doesn't really matter...apparently I just like to sleep next to women that don't sleep and observe me...silly silly girls...*looks side to side and clicks publish button*

Its fucking unbearable outside....

been 95 plus everyday this week...and to quote my homeboy "my ball sweat has ball sweat"...theres no fucking reason for this!...anyone with a direct line to God tell him to chill please...later

Wale and 9th Wondra....Back to the Feature

New mixtape from Wale and 9th Wondra...didn't skip one track...check it out

Follow up....

well...I was right about one thing and terribly wrong about another...first off news leaks of Sammy Sosa testing positive for steroids in 2003
...BIG SHOCKER!!!...I stated my opinion about this a few weeks ago and also laughed at his defiant tone...apparently said tone pissed someone with inside info off and they decided to shat on his parade...like I said before...good luck with that HOF bid...you'll need it sir



I also recently stated my opinion on the Donte Stallworth case. I assumed...like everyone else...that a man who was driving with a blood alcohol level well over the limit and struck and killed someone with his vehicle was screwed...boy was I wrong bitch...dude gets 30 days in jail and something like 10 years of probation...I mean don't get me wrong...I would by no means want either of those things...but the fact that you can kill someone in a DUI accident and get away without doing significant jail time is astounding to me...the only thing I can gather from this is that it pays to have great legal representation...hooray justice!

I'm weak right now....

Brad Lidge is not having a season to remember...I was sent this image earlier today and mere minutes after I first clicked the link to it he gave up a game tying homer to Rafael Furcal in this afternoon's game...the man was perfect in save opps last year and is far from that this year...the only thing I can point to is he either a) sold his soul for his season last year b) is having problems with his surgically repaired knee...either way...this pic is hilarious

Sammy Sosa retires....

Former Chicago Cubs outfielder Sammy Sosa said Wednesday that he will soon announce his formal retirement from baseball and that he will not allow his legacy to be stained by steroid-use accusations.

"Everything I achieved, I did it thanks to my perseverance, which is why I never had any long, difficult moments [as a baseball player]. If you have a bad day in baseball, and start thinking about it, you will have ten more," said Sosa.

"I will calmly wait for my induction to the Baseball Hall of Fame. Don't I have the numbers to be inducted?," said Sosa, who presently serves the Dominican government as Special Ambassador For Investment Opportunities.

Sosa had a total of 609 home runs in his career, including seasons of 66 homers in 1998, 63 in 1999 and 64 in 2001. He last played for the Rangers in 2007, a season he called his most fulfilling, hitting 21 round trippers and batting in 92 runs in only 114 games.

I was always more of a Sammy Sosa than a Mark Mcgwire fan...I used to watch his games every afternoon on WGN as a young buck and remember his funny haircuts and amusing dugout rituals...he was a complete player at the time...running the bases...making great catches in the outfield and hitting a lot (for the time) of home runs...of course this all changed during the summer of 1998 when out of fucking nowhere he hit 66 home runs...Sammy Sosa is one of the most blatant steroid users in baseball history and I think he has some large testicles (or not) to be coming out saying this shit right now...this dude hit over 60 homers 3 times in his career...3 times!...thats insane...this however may also be the biggest indictment on the state of baseball during his heyday...he never lead the league in any of those years...yes...he hit over 60 homers 3 times and never...led...the...league...with all that said I didn't stop liking the guy simply because he liked to stick needles in his ass...Sammy Sosa got exposed as being a phony after he hit it big...there were stories about him refusing to attend charity events unless they catered to his demands for private planes and shit...there was the time in his last season with the cubs where he pretended to be hurt so he wasn't playing the last game of the season...and was told he had to be on the bench but he left the stadium early...lied about it...and was caught on tape and fined his game check...then the biggest fail came when he appeared before congress and pretended to not be able to speak english when asked about steroids...the same guy that did commercials for pepsi and countless interviews with ESPN etc pretended he couldn't speak english...that was the last straw for me when it came to Sammy...good luck with your hopes of getting into the hall of fame sir...you're going to need it

Cocaine is a helluva drug...

Richard Pryor on that Peter Pan during a 1980 interview....funny stuff...kinda sad at the same time

Props to her

lesson here is for you women to stop dating assholes...Charles Hamilton is the classic asshole...theres no way she didn't know that...so I don't give her credit for getting heated at the dude over him being...well..an asshole...but I do give her credit for bustin him in his mouth...I hate him and hope everything he touches fails

this is awesome

Showcase

Mr Vann's Epk of 2009 from andre vann on Vimeo.

now anyone as trendsetting as Pharrell is sure to invite stalkers and biters...so I wasn't surprised when this guy came on the scene a few years ago claiming to be on his label (Startrak)...even going so far as to get his own logo chain and go around throwing up the labels hand sign...but he took it further...he began shouting the labels name out on his songs...he also began paying artists from the label to be on said songs...butttt he took it further...he came up with a clothing line of his own that mimics Pharrell's 'Ice Cream' line by being very colorful and having cartoony characters on it...the crazy thing about this all is that semi famous people are actually bumping for him in his videos...my theory is that maybe hes just a really rich kid that pays for what people say about him...I mean how else can you explain this type of shit?...I could possibly give these people a pass if dude was actually talented...BUT HES NOT...his music is absolute trash...the kids is clealry delusional though because he believes hes the hottest thing out...hopefully he'll wake up and realize this isn't a good look...but probably not

MC Hammer...he was called a sellout for this...

I remember back when these commercials came out...people were mad because Hammer wasn't "keepin it real"...he went and signed a major endorsement deal and that wasn't hood enough for hip hoppers back then...I always thought this was retarded...if someone offers you a wheelbarrow full of money to say you like their shit you're telling me you wouldn't take it?...if you turn that shit down because you're on some kind of "keep it real" kick then you're a fucking moron and you deserve to be broke...Hammer took heat for this because he was the first...dudes nowadays would kill to have this kind of deal...

*squeal*

This CAN'T be real....

....can it?!

Better than your favorite movie....bitches

The movie is AMAZING...I'm a lifelong fan and I was skeptical as to how they could pull off a reboot but they did an outstanding, amazing, fantastic, wonderful job...the shit pumps up the excitement and action in the series (something I've wanted forever) and remains true to the sensibility of the original show...doesn't get any better...I'd recommend this movie to anyone...you don't have to know anything about the show or even be a fan to enjoy it...its that damn good...JJ Abrams is a genius...nuff said

Said things....

things I've said...or things that have been said to me...dig that

she says I:
"dance a lot"
"laugh at your own jokes"
"smell good"
"feel soooooo good"
"taste sweet"

the mother says:
"you don't seem to be the same since (her)"
"it is what it is...but you need to find better language to say it"
"oh she did? who cares?"
me "exactly"

the she that I used to like says:
"that wasn't nice"
me "fuck nice...its overrated"
"so is being a jerk"
me "eh...to each their own"
*puts phone to sleep*

...I hate that girl..so much...fake ass

he says:
me "happy mothers day...female ass nigga"
"that's why I don't like you"

"I got my swagger back...."

So I've come to the conclusion that over the last few months I was being a bit of a dick...not sure what was causing it but I've noticed I'm much happier now...many people pointed it out to me but I couldn't see it per say...my mom was worried about me...people at work were asking me if I was ok...someone I was dating accused me of being the root of all their problems and having a soul as black as Jamie Foxx's lips...and on top of it I just didn't feel right in general...I still don't know what caused it...hours drying up at work making my checks come up short may have had something to do with it...when a nigga has bills and the money isn't rolling in the same way the mood isn't gonna be right...that coupled with the fact that I was compromising myself to try to make a situation I knew wasn't right work...then theres all the fake fucking people and dead weight I ended up cutting out of my existence recently...a lot of it kinda came to a head during that time...but eh but enough of that emo bullshit...I'm back...like D'Angelo said "I've found my smilllle again"

Ok Reggie...I get it

I get it dude..she's been in fuck videos with a d list singer...she seems hella high maintenance...and she could possibly have something incurable in those draws...but...I get it...do what you do Mr Bush

Selena Roberts vs A-Rod

I've never been a big Alex Rodriguez fan...he's always seemed phony to me...I respect his talent and consider him to be one of the best players in the history of baseball...but he's a big fucking phony jerk...known this for years and thought that it was common knowledge for anyone that paid attention...well apparently not...Selena Roberts of ESPN fame has just been given boatloads of money to write a book chronicling how much of a jerk he is...aside from the shocking revelation earlier this year that Rodriguez failed a roids test while with Texas...the book entitled 'A-Rod' also chronicles how Alex "possibly" used steroids since his high school days..."allegedly" used steroids with the Yankees (something he has denied) and "reportedly" is hated at Hooters for only tipping the minimum 15% despite making 25 million a year...aside from the roids test my question for Ms Roberts is "WHO THE FUCK CARES!?"...if you're going to dig up dirt on an athlete and expose info about his personal life maybe you should go work for the Star or something...I mean I could care less what type of person the guy is off the field...especially if the worst thing he does is just behave like an ass...unless his behavior is criminal it shouldn't fucking matter...I don't think I'm alone in my stand on this either...aside from the fact that the subject matter isn't very relevant in my opinion I think you'd need more than a lot of 'he said she said' type of quotes to spark up interest in this...aside from one positive roids test you don't have any concrete evidence to back up all these claims...it all just seems like her running game on some book company and lining her pockets by sullying a mans name...she runs the risk of making the guy a sympathetic figure by doing this and I think he's the furthest thing from worthy of that title...

Kelley Washington and "The Squirrel"

I'm a glutton for punishment...hence me being a Bengals fan...but 4 years ago my team kinda underwent a renaissance of sorts...when a great group of characters came together to become one of the up and coming *pause* young teams in the NFL...Chad Johnson...TJ Houshmandzadeh and this guy Kelley Washington were the wideouts on that squad and there was never a shortage of antics from them...

The anti Rick Ross

Malice Video Blog 1 from Malice of the Clipse on Vimeo.

even though I've been privy to certain facts about this cat and his history...its nice to see a rapper finally admitting that what he raps about isn't what he really lives...he plays a character in his songs and that's it (now)...it's hella refreshing to see him show people that shit isn't real...

MAMA NO!

Now I'm not sure but I don't think Family Matters ever had a "very special episode" about making a hoe into a housewife...so I guess we're gonna have to let Eddie slide on this one *pause*...I mean the whole premise of that show was Urkel chasing after Laura and you KNOW that bitch was probably fucking half of their high school...and Urkel's ol rest haven ass was still after it...damn shame...but with that being said...what nigga in his right mind would marry a woman that freely and proudly recalls her sexual escapades with hundreds of men?...I mean don't get me wrong I've messed with some women in my day that had me doing a Rocky Balboa prayer in the corner after I cam back with a clean std test...but damn Eddie...not Superhead...you married a bitch named Superhead...

I have another man crush.....no homo

Joey Votto...second year 1b for the Reds...dude is carrying the team right now...now if only my other man crushes (Brandon Phillips, Jay Bruce) could get going...things would be schweet

Hoopz

random question...what the hell happened to her? I used to think she was fine as frog hair

Crack kills people....crack kills

Stolen from Just Blaze

This dude is spittin that real shit...that shit that others are too afraid to say...or maybe just too sane to say...real spit as interesting as it is seeing some dude talk like this on video...imagine my dismay when I gave a dude a ride home from school and he started talking to me like this once we got on I-85...I was up at school in the computer lab on a Saturday and about 6 I was done doing what I was there for and headed to my car...this dude that was in the same lab with me for hours and I assumed was a fellow student comes running out and asks me for a ride...claiming he only lived like "3 exits up"...against my better judgment I agreed...once we were on our way he began telling me how he "grew up with busta rhymes and the neptunes" and also how they "call me all the time for beats" and how he was "writing books that people aren't ready for"...he then told me that "he was from Virginia but then said he was from Atlanta and New York as well at various points in the "convo"...the more he talked the more frightened I got...this seemed like the type of dude that had a shank in his jacket pocket...he said some other crazy shit but by this time I've blocked it all out...I do however remember him taking me 7 exits up 85 and into a neighborhood...having me drop him off at a house that looked abandoned where he proceeded to pick up a trash bag from behind a bush...he then ran back to my car and telling me that he was "locked out the house"(without once going to the front door may I add)...and asking me to drive him somewhere else...all he got after that was car exhaust

I've got nothing....again

first rappers wanna be porn stars...then porn stars wanna be rappers...now they wanna dis rappers...what next...a rapper is gonna make a porn and say that "y'all porn niggas can't fuck these hoes like me shawty"...sigh

So...I just talked to Negashi Armada

my homeboy saw him walkin down the street back home...told me to look out for the new record "God Bless The Child"

Nighty night....keep ya butthole tight

Travis Henry signed a plea deal with prosecutors in which the former NFL player admitted to a single cocaine conspiracy charge in exchange for two other charges being dropped.

Under a plea deal filed yesterday with the court in Billings, Mont., the 30-year-old Henry will admit to conspiracy to possess at least 11 pounds of cocaine with intent to distribute the drug.

If U.S. District Judge Richard Cebull accepts the plea, Henry faces a mandatory minimum of 10 years to life in prison, a $4 million fine, and at least five years of supervised release.

Henry was cut by the Denver Broncos in June after playing one season of a four-year, $22.5 million contract.

He and codefendant James Mack, 29, of Bow Mar, Colo., were arrested in October after authorities in Montana found six pounds of marijuana and about 6.6 pounds of cocaine that the pair allegedly had supplied.

The government said that Henry trafficked cocaine between Colorado and Montana and that one of his associates had delivered six pounds of cocaine to Billings on previous occasions.

Henry's lawyer in Denver, Harvey Steinberg, did not immediately return a call from the Associated Press.

I guess I understand him getting desperate and trying to make drug deals to feed them cheeren...but damn dude...you have a skill that makes you millions of dollars and you blew it by repeatedly failing drug tests because you like to smoke weed...thats why you can't take care of your kids...your seeds can't be more important than your seeds...not good business

So I've been up for 22 hours straight

...lets see...what have I done...well I worked 11.5 hours...I sat through my lunch break watching the weather and seeing tornadoes tear through all of Murfreesboro and out by my Mom's house...I called my Mother..who is out of town...to tell her about her possibly not having a house anymore...I donated 7 bucks to the March of Dimes at work and got some chicken and pulled pork out of it...niggas will do anything for chicken...its true...after that I went back to work...got off about 8...my company arrived about 9...by 10 we were making funny faces...by 1130 we were out the door to go see Observe and Report...most random movie I've seen in a long time but it was awesome...by 2 we were back at my place...more funny faces...she just left about 15 minutes ago and I sit here not feeling tired...its weird how that works sometimes

"My mama...my mama...my mama saiiiid"

My mother had an epiphany this morning...she called me...I was confused...I shall call her back later to discuss further...she does this a lot...I've come to accept it...I love she

Drunk Dialers...

I know a couple of people like this (both happen to be women) and this is odd to me...I've never been one to call people when I'm drunk...matter of fact...the last thing I'm thinking about is someone that's not in the immediate vicinity when I'm drunk...drunk texting is another story though *sniff*...

The cold has returned

....my sack mourns

Baseball starts today!!!!!

Baseball 2009 kicks off tonight in Philly...I'm geeked shawty!...tomorrow my beloved Reds begin their campaign...can't fucking wait...this is my favorite time of year...hopefully these bitches actually do something this year so I don't have to spend another October pretending to be interested in another team...LETS GO(c)iamdiddy

Donte...you're screwed

DUI manslaughter charges are expected to be filed Wednesday afternoon against Cleveland Browns wide receiver Donte' Stallworth, alleging the football player was driving drunk last month when he struck and killed a pedestrian on Miami Beach, according to a source with knowledge of the investigation.

Blood tests revealed Stallworth had a blood alcohol level of .12 after the 7 a.m. crash, a second source with knowledge of the investigation told The Miami Herald.

Arrangements have been made for Stallworth to surrender to authorities, the source said.

Police have been investigating Stallworth since March 14, when police responded to the scene of a fatal car crash at the southeast end of the MacArthur Causeway in Miami Beach.

Police said Stallworth was driving a Bentley east on the MacArthur Causeway about 7 a.m. and struck Mario Reyes, 59, who was getting off work and crossing the street to get to a bus stop.

A video obtained by The Miami Herald shows Stallworth, dressed in jeans and a shirt, being given a sobriety test by two Miami Beach police officers.

Reyes worked for the shipping company Bernuth Agencies, which is a short distance from the crash site.

Reyes was born in Cuba and left as a teenager for a better life in the United States. He worked numerous construction jobs. He was an avid baseball fan, particularly fond of the Florida Marlins. Reyes is survived by his wife of almost 20 years, Catalina, and the couple's 15-year-old daughter, Daniela.

Stallworth signed a seven-year, $35 million contract with the Browns as a free agent before last season, but hardly played because of a hamstrung injury.

He previously played for the New England Patriots, the Philadelphia Eagles and the New Orleans Saints, finishing last season with just 17 catches for 170 yards.

Stallworth had his best season with the Saints in 2005, when he made a career-high 70 receptions for 945 yards and seven touchdowns. He was drafted in the first round (No. 13 overall) by the Saints in 2002. Stallworth played college football at Tennessee.

A few days after the crash, Stallworth, through the Cleveland Browns organization, issued a statement expressing his condolences to the Reyes family.

''My family and I are grief stricken over the tragic accident which occurred Saturday on Miami Beach where Mario Reyes sadly lost his life,'' Stallworth said in the statement. ``My thoughts and prayers are with the Reyes family during this incredibly difficult time.

''Unfortunately, since this accident is still under police investigation, I cannot comment further on the matter at this time,'' Stallworth said.

drinking and driving is something that probably all of us have done at some point...but stories like this should probably make us think harder about it...is it really worth ruining your life just to get home or wherever you're trying to go?...this man is a millionaire and its probably all going to go down the drain because of one stupid decision...horrible situation

Bad Paintings of Pres. Obama

if you need a good laugh...check out this site showcasing bad concepts and or renderings involving our new President here. As someone that used to create on a regular basis I know about all the bad ideas and weak execution that comes with the territory...but wow...some of this shit should've never seen the light of day

She can blame hip hop

Seven students at the Oprah Winfrey Leadership Academy for Girls now face suspension after being accused of sexually harassing their fellow pupils.

According to the newspaper Afrikaans on Sunday, a girl of 15 was found guilty of preying upon another student and forcing other girls to conceal the truth from investigators. Other girls were “caught fondling each other or trying to get other girls to join them in lesbian liaisons”. Lisa Halliday, Oprah's spokesperson, confirmed the suspension.

"It is because they contravened the school's code of conduct. We regard the incident as confidential," the New York Daily News quoted her as saying.

The incident comes nearly two years after a female school staffer was accused of physically and sexually abusing students in October 2007. On learning upon the sex charges, Oprah had then said: "I am a mama bear when it comes to protecting my children.

"These girls are like my children. That's not just rhetoric for me. I take their futures and the possibility for what their futures hold very seriously."

This shit had me so weak

New N.E.R.D

Soldier Jim Fal Live
by yardie4lifever2

didn't like it when I saw concert footage of it...but the shit has potential...I'm starting to realize that they are so much better live though...the last album was kinda boring on disc but in concert it was fucking incredible...they do what they do

I've got nothing

Bryan 'Baby' Williams...what can I say about this man except that...he's gay...just watch starting at :50...notice how people kinda play along with him at first and then they start to realize how this shit looks...purrrre comedy I tell you

More talk...

"You seem like such a happy guy" - Jessica "You're quite jolly" - Jessica

*gasp* but...but...how can this be!? hahaha

Sham....fail

OTTAWA — Television pitchman Vince Shlomi, better known as the ShamWow Guy who has been phenomenally successful peddling absorbent towels and food choppers, was arrested at a swank Miami hotel last month after a violent confrontation with a prostitute, according to a post Friday on the website The Smoking Gun.

Shlomi, 44, and Sasha Harris, 26, were both arrested, according to police reports.

According to an arrest affidavit, Shlomi told police he met Harris at a Miami Beach nightclub on Feb. 7 and took her to his $750-a-night room Shlomi told police he paid Harris about $1,000 and that that when he kissed her, she "bit his tongue and would not let go." Shlomi then punched her several times until she released his tongue.

The affidavit says a bleeding Shlomi ran to the hotel lobby, where security summoned police.

Both arrested for felony aggravated battery, but The Smoking Gun says prosecutors this month declined to file formal charges against the combatants.

Photos on the website show a battered Schlomi and copies of the handwritten police report.

Pharrell is on that Peter Pan.....but *swoon* anyway

its nice to see that even a superstar can be taken down by a black girl with attitude...classic video

Oh my damn

I agree with the nigga in the background...I'd be side eyeing like a motherfucker too...and if one more broad tells me how 'cute' Lil Wayne is I swear I'm gonna earl

Chris Dickerson on the beach

Reds outfielder Chris Dickerson being random on a beach...I chuckled

Little known Me fact #2

The University of Dayton wanted me to come play basketball for them...even though I hadn't played a single second of ball in high school...they were after me hard though *pause*...complete with having Chuck Noll send me personal letters recommending the school...ok, maybe that bitch wasn't personal...maybe it was a formatted letter that he wrote once and they sent it to all people they were interested in athletically...BUT LET ME HAVE THIS!!!...I often wonder what would have happened if I went...eh

I love she....

"...I think I see you for you....A loveable giant with a tough exterior...You have an heir to you that not everyone can see past..."

coming from a woman I had a couple of flings with and maintain an occasional phone call/text relationship with...that means a lot...she has no reason to not keep it real with me...I love she

Happy St. Patrick's Day

Little known Me fact #1

I'm not over my ex girlfriend...as much as I want to be...I'm just not...she was my first real love and the way shit ended provided no real closure to anything...just pain

Freaktrain....Lovetrain....Failtrain

Freaktrain
Every guy wants to catch a ride on this bitch...this is the party train where all the sexy and freaky hoes that want nothing more than to suck your dick are...this is the train where every couple of weeks you have new vag with which to play...EVERY dude has at some point caught a ride on it whether it was for a few months or for a few years...I've been lucky enough to have been on this holy grail of trains for a few months in my lifetime...hitting 2 girls in the same day...then the next day getting a call from an old flame...yeah good time...but this train tends to get lonely because sometimes you want something more than your jizzum coming out of a girls mouth...crazy I know

Lovetrain
This too is a train that every guy wants to get on in his lifetime...this is the train where its just you and one other girl...the private train that nobody can get on...you two sit around in your under draws eating fresh fruit...watching bad scary movies...reading each other poetry and generally basking in each others presence...this train is in a word...awesome...one problem with this train though...wifey gets up to go cook you two dinner so you decide to saunter your happy ass over to window and what do you happen to see on the other side of the glass?...thats right...the motherfucking freaktrain...you see titties and asses hanging out of the windows...you hear the loud music...you see the train rocking back and forth on the tracks because that party is of the chain nigga...and your dumb ass starts to think about how you can get on that train...so you decide to try to sneak off the lovetrain and see whats going on...wifey doesn't like that...she lets it slide for a little bit but eventually she sees you sneaking off for the freak train and she just lets her train keep going and leaves you behind

Failtrain
this my friends is the last train...this is the train you don't want to end up on...eventually you're going to get too old for the freaktrain...you won't be able to tolerate all the turbulence of that rocking party machine and you'll want off...but when you get off of it and you try to find the love train but you've already fucked that up so its nowhere to be found...and its not like you can buy another ticket for the next lovetrain because your card is being declined since you've fucked up your credit rating so bad by bailing out on it so much...basically nobody wants your ass on their lovetrain...so now what the fuck is a nigga gonna do?...you look up and see the old beat up piece of shit failtrain sitting there unoccupied...this is the old steam engine train that you have to shovel coal into the engine to get to work...its all rusty and shit on the outside and basically very unappealing...but theres nowhere left for you to go so you're stuck with it...so you hop in and start shoveling coal and get that motherfucker going all the while thinking about how damn sweet that lovetrain was and wondering why you ever left it in the first place...

I don't plan on ending up on that last train folks...pray for me

Little known Me facts....

I shall be starting a series of these...why?...bitch I don't know

Love vs Money >>>>

I listened and this dude is the troof...I get why a lot of people don't rock with him but I love the shit...I don't even fuck with r&b like that but for some reason I love this

so...I'm downloading this now

I can't wait to listen....

another example....women are mad

words of wisdom from TIP

he makes a valid point...young niggas don't think a lot of the time...

Dude....kill yourself....

A report by Los Angeles Police detectives leaked Thursday claims Chris Brown tried to push girlfriend Rihanna out of a car on the night of their alleged fight, and that he repeatedly punched and choked her at one point threatened to kill her.

Brown on Thursday was charged with felony counts of assault and making a criminal threat. He made an appearance with his attorney Mark Geragos in Superior Court in Los Angeles Thursday, but did not enter a plea to either count. The case was instead delayed to April 6.

A court commissioner ordered him not to harass, threaten or harm anyone. But at the request of an attorney representing Rihanna, the commissioner did not order Brown to stay away from Rihanna. The two reportedly reconciled last weekend.

On Thursday, Brown, wearing a three-piece gray pinstripe suit with gray tie and cream shirt, clasped his hands behind his back as he walked into the courtroom. He answered a few questions from the commissioner as his mother watched from the front row along with a group of family members.

According to a Los Angeles Police detective's notes, obtained by Fox 11's TV news team in Los Angeles, and later posted on celebrity Web sites TMZ.com and Usmagazine.com, the altercation began in the early hours of Feb. 8, the day of the Grammys, after Rihanna read a three-page text message on Brown's phone.

After she became angry, Brown tried to force Rihanna out of the car, but couldn't because she was wearing a seat-belt, the detective's notes said.

Brown allegedly shoved Rihanna's head against the passenger window. After she turned to face him, Brown punched her, and continued punching her while driving, the report says. The blows caused Rihanna to bleed onto her dress and the interior the rented Lamborghini Brown was driving.

According to the report, Brown told Rihanna: "I'm going to beat the (expletive) out of you when we get home. You wait and see."

Rihanna then left a message for her assistant that said, "I am on my way home. Make sure the cops are there when I get there."

According to the report, this made Brown furious. "You just did the stupidest thing ever. I'm going to kill you," he told her.

According to the report, Brown continued to punch Rihanna, bit her ear and fingers and put her in a headlock, causing her to nearly lose consciousness.

look...I see starrrrs

so I hit my head at work today...apparently it's hollow because I heard a *bop* noise...well that explains a lot about me...btw, I think I may be a lil loopy as I type this...or maybe my head is just spinning because I'm watching this nonsense that is Lost...either way...its nifty

he can call it "Down Low Island" *rimshot*

Actor/director Tyler Perry is gearing up for his best birthday ever - he plans to celebrate turning 40 by buying his own private island.

The star of Tyler Perry's Madea Goes to Jail hits the landmark age on September 14, and he will be treating himself to the ultimate present after realizing how peaceful and productive living on a deserted island can be.

Perry, who recently enjoyed a holiday on a private island in the Bahamas' Great Exumas, says, "I'm a loner by nature, so when I'm out there on these islands, I just feel like the only person in the world."

But he is refusing to name any potential land purchases after himself, unlike his screenwork: "It won't be Tyler Perry's Island! I'm so sick of seeing Tyler Perry all over everywhere! I'll know what to call it once I'm there. It'll speak to me."

And he will have one key rule in place: "There will be no paparazzi on my island!"

Momma told me....

there'd be days like this...there'd be dayyyyys like this my momma saiiiid...today sucks thus far...hope it get's better...

I don't need no hook for this shit

I have a habit of letting people suck me into their bullshit *pause*...the sad thing is I realize when it's happening but I fail to stop it...I also have a habit of trying to understand why crazy people do crazy and or irrational shit even though it's impossible for me to understand because I have sense...and the sad thing about this is that I realize when this is going on but yet again I fail to stop it...the last 2 years have brought these poor personality traits to the forefront in my life and it's always involved a woman...and you can't fix your mouth to tell me that it's all coincidental...women are the most irrational, unstable, selfish, unaccountable beings that the good lord ever created and if I didn't love them so much I would absolutely hate them...I've never had anyone over the age of 5 that wasn't a female tell me things to my face that are CLEARLY untrue and/or irrational and state them to me as thought they actually BELIEVE them...I mean seriously!?...you know that's not what you told me...you know that's not how it happened...you know that's not why I did that...you know that's not what it is...and no matter how much you believe it is and state it to me with force...that doesn't make it true...eh...enough of this topic...I've spent too much time on it already...I just wanna meet a girl with beauty and brains...annnnnd accountability...late

genius=crazy?

It's been said that our most creative people are often also our craziest. And after careful analysis of this I would have to agree. Just look at the individual in the picture above. Rick Rubin is one of the most gifted men to ever enter the music industry. Along with Russell Simmons he started Def Scam and launched the careers of many artists all while making hip hop seem like a commercially viable form of music. However (comma)...he clearly is a few tacos short of a combination. I mean why else would you walk around looking like a viking warrior like that's the hot shit. With all that being said Rick has been in the studio with Clipse and I'm hoping that he's cooked up something bananas for them since he clearly hasn't been doing much else with his time...like worrying about hygiene. Here's to you Mr Rubin...cheers.

Solange >

Solange has some big ass nipples *no message*

Reading Rainbow was that G shit son!!!

this shit brought a tear to my eye yo! I remember getting so amped when I heard that first note of the theme song. The was my FAVORITE shit from PBS. I liked it better than Sesame Street...sigh...youth how I miss you

Jam...Jam...Jammmmm

ATLANTA (AP) -- Former Atlanta Falcons running back Jamal Anderson has been released from jail on bond following his arrest on charges of felony cocaine possession and misdemeanor marijuana possession.

Jail spokeswoman Tracey Flanagan says Anderson was released on $6,000 bond just after 8 p.m. Sunday.

The 36-year-old Anderson played eight seasons for the Falcons before leaving the team with a knee injury in 2001. A fan favorite, he created the "Dirty Bird" touchdown celebration dance.

Atlanta police say he and 20-year-old Mark Daniel Hudson, both of Duluth, were in the same stall inside the men's room at Peachtree Tavern in Atlanta's Buckhead district.

Atlanta police spokesman Officer Otis Redmond says both men are accused of having powder cocaine in their possession and that Anderson had a suspected marijuana cigarette in his pocket.

Now if you ask me Jamal has always been a little zesty. I mean just look at how slurptastic that niggas lips are...no straight man has lips like that. So its not really surprising for me to hear about him sniffing coke off another mans ass in a mens room in Buckhead. I see why Dan Reeves didn't wanna pay him when he held out in 99. He knew he'd go and drop 40 grand on glitter and sparkly shit like any self respecting fag would do. Whatever floats your boat Jam...whatever floats your boat.

Walter Iooss Jr

One of the best sports photographers of all time...always been a big fan...check more out at his website

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Kanye...what the fuck man...are you auditioning to be the gay version of the Warriors? the gay version of Robin Hood and his Merry Men? Is this the new Fat Albert Gang? I mean seriously what the hell is going on here...I'm all for being different and wearing what you want...but come on man

the anniversary was yesterday....81 points by Kobe Bryant...

I was in watching Sportscenter in my girl's(at the time) dorm room and they kept breaking in and tracking his points...it was a crazy night...I called my boy Jeff and he hadn't heard yet and of course didn't believe me until he turned on the tv and was in disbelief...shit is still hard to believe

*shakes head*

I've ALWAYS hated New Jack Swing...the extra masculine sounding rappers that don't fit the song at all...the repetitive beats...the constant references to "skins" or "knockin the boots" or "doin the nasty"...then theres the videos...lots of fire...lots of overalls...hi tek boots...flat booty women...kneepads...pipes for no reason...hats with group names on them...leather vests...strange suggestive dance...ugh...thank god that era of music is over...I loathe the day it has a revival movement

*Swooooooon*

She's fan-fucking-tastic...I pray that my wife is still as beautiful when she's in her 40's and has had babies...

Supreeme Supreeme

Supreeme is one of my favorite groups right now. 3 dudes in their early 20's making niggerish yet worldly music....can one ask for anything more. They boast about getting high with girls in Montreal and "handling the Earth like a motherfuckin Planeteer" while drinking Spanish beer. Shit like this is why I love the A. You have Jeezy and Shawty Lo etc etc making albums about dealing coke and you have these dudes making tracks over Cyndi Lauper samples....it gets no better. Check them out....here's a sample.

www.supreeme.com


A few of my favorite tracks by them

Funny as hell....

Presidential side eye

I've got nothing

ewwwwwwwww bitch

this is my favorite Janelle Monae song but this fat Anthony Anderson looking motherfucker ruined the shit for me....NO NIGGA...NO...THIS IS NOT OK....THIS IS NOT WHAT THE KIDS ARE DOING....THIS IS NOT THAT NEW HOT SHIT FROM JAPAN

yeah so....

why anyone would smoke is beyond me....

wow

I wonder if we'll ever know how fucked up shit was in Louisiana after that hurricane?

I dunno

apparently everyone (my mom, dreads) thinks that my co-worker is trying to get some peen from me. I'm not convinced at all. I've known this girl for over 2 years and had some real interest in her at the time I met her but it soon faded because she's a nutjob for one....wasn't interested in me for 2...and really isn't all that fine to be worried about it for 3. We used to hang out real tough but that kinda faded and we didn't really even talk anymore for a good 6-8 months. But fast forward to the last few weeks and she's been popping up...calling me again and coming over to my place to hang out. This isn't out of the normal in my opinion because this is what she's always done so I think nothing of it. But apparently, according to the women in my life, it means she wants some sweet sweet De. I still don't believe it nor do I care very much....but eh